Brown 2003-02-23 10:04 p.m.


I am so incredibly amused. More than you need to know...

magenta



Your Sexual Energy is Brown!

Like the Earth itself, brown is the sexual color that ignites and inspires all the other colors to grow.
Your lovers consider you a sexual muse - whether you know it or not.
You are like a sexual Phoenix - inspiring and intense.

In relationships, you tend to be the teacher - helping others to grow sexually.
That's not to say you don't have incredible lovers... you just make them more incredible.
Being with you is so good that you've had a few "Fatal Attraction" types stalk you!

You've never had a problem attracting people to you - even though you wonder why.
You find your lovers in the strangest places, especially when you aren't even looking.
Sometimes you have very temporary relationships, ended quickly as you outgrow one another.

If you'd like to spice up your already active sex life, try focusing on yourself for a change.
Make yourself the star, and find yourself a sexual teacher.
It will be incredible to be the one learning for once!

Gwenyth Paltrow and Ani Difranco all have sexual energy similar to yours.

The best lovers for brown (if you can slow down enough to pick one) are Mother Earth's natural colors of green, yellow and blue. Beware of red: hot flames with nothing to burn mean an explosive, empty relationship.

And, as either a Canadian or a human with decent hearing, was anyone else completely embarassed tonight by Avril Lavigne's complete inability to sing? Admittedly, I think she's the worst talent out since the Milli Vanilli and her bit on the Grammy's proves it. God, I wish she would lip sync.


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